I am in no way a religious man, Dear Reader, but I do feel that the Apocalypse predicted in the Book of Revelation may soon be upon us. Glee, one of the single worst shows in the history of television, that has for too long dominated not just the television landscape but the music charts and the pop culture landscape in general, is premiering its new season with a Beatles tribute episode.
It’s bad enough that this piece of shit show has already broken Billboard records long held by The Beatles, but now to add insult to injury, they’re going to be using their show to further fuck the music world forever.
How this show is still even popular is beyond me. I always thought it was going to be one of those massive fads that enters pop culture regularly that is massive for awhile, then fucks off quickly, like Jersey Shore or One Direction or some such shit. Especially since the main cast finished high school, and they had to bring in fresh faces (to the best of my knowledge, anyway). Fuck, even one of the main cast members (sadly) committed suicide only a couple of months ago. But the show is about to start its fifth season, and ready to commit its highest atrocity thus far, even worse than the time they fucked with Rocky Horror.
Dave Grohl, of Nirvana and Foo Fighters fame, put it best when he mouthed off about Glee:
It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do fucking Glee. And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his fucking show… fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee
Well said, Dave, well fucking said.
If you want a reason to vomit, check out the absolutely awful promo below. But please, Dear Reader, just watch that, and leave it at that. PLEASE do not actually watch the whole show. Let’s try and end this shit.